humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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32888 tru

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

5873 GOD

Russ is maybe too straight. We kiss a lot but also he calls me ‘mate’ constantly

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You guys know about vampires? … You know, vampires have no reflections in a mirror? There’s this idea that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. And what I’ve always thought isn’t that monsters don’t have reflections in a mirror. It’s that if you want to make a human being into a monster, deny them, at the cultural level, any reflection of themselves. And growing up, I felt like a monster in some ways. I didn’t see myself reflected at all.

7210 Junot Diaz

(Source: blastedintheass)

1591 goals It's always sunny
i’ve been reading in the park all day this is heaven

i’ve been reading in the park all day this is heaven

10 Its ya boy

my ideal man is iddo goldberg when he’s drunk and crying 

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secret diary of a call girl is such a good show i love billie piper so much

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im in starbucks waiting for the hot business dads

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im becoming a one direction imagine blog 

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