i’ve been feeling really shitty tonight but i just remembered ‘I Love My Gay Fans’ so it’s okay
i have a date later this week with a guy who has really good taste in comic books this is so promising
Shakespeare was so queer i can’t believe there’s even a debate about it
someone got stabbed outside my flat while i was at work! my close entrance doesn’t lock! i feel safe!
fuck i didn’t even realise i typed bareback mountain